Friday, December 31, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Hoo haa heeeyyy
Can you feel it can you feel it? It's in the air breathing.
Just walk down the halls. It will greet you in the end.
But do not pretend to know the road. For it is swollen in glitches. Do not forget to pass through the second door to reach teh stairs. At the top the very fabric of the clothing will change, and you will be able to swim in the violet grasslands beneeath. Oh do not fear the aura, olivia, you have plenty of time to do it. It cycles at .991 of a bbpm, so do not fret. He comes to train. Hop on! whoooooooooooooooooooooshssssss .sssssss. in the depths of the sea. It awaits. Great pillars of green frown upon the very remains of the floor. The gloom.. was dark. The shadows reigned triumphant, but frail torches of the guards led them astray. Into the bounty of the ship we go.
Do not tread softly. Do not. The fish of this realm demand strength, stampededing! They need earthquakes to shatter their eggs apart and for them to grow. STAMMPEDE.
And they left. Into darkness, the brickyard turmoil of the untermill took over. With little eysigt, the sharkweasel could not sustain a fiull sprint - or whatever it does. Do not avoid the phantomsof purple! Do not take the aura of the truth graham! Take the lantern of heat. It will burn our enemies, and give you baby cats, also known as kittens. Oh kittens are cute!
Into the abyss they traveled. The circles bends, sweeps, traverses, and even a dead end. Do not be frightened of the strength chaos and inner self disentification, this cave is not a tomb. It is a dance floor. And the lights shattered the cliff dwellings, and the illuminated dancefloor cam ineo tbeing.
The chanedelair was marvelous. Its very innards held the suns power and marvel. You could not evefathom of how he moved, until you saw the serving roller cskate girl from the 40s come up, take the globe, and begin skating into the ack alley. Oh no, the fun part is done!
Down into the skies we pummited.
"You just had to take the dangerous way home, didn't you philip
!"
"Do not take the kentucky fried chicken! Oh mm im so hungry. Maybe this post bneeds to be delayed for a bit.
Yes..
Cook etime
Just walk down the halls. It will greet you in the end.
But do not pretend to know the road. For it is swollen in glitches. Do not forget to pass through the second door to reach teh stairs. At the top the very fabric of the clothing will change, and you will be able to swim in the violet grasslands beneeath. Oh do not fear the aura, olivia, you have plenty of time to do it. It cycles at .991 of a bbpm, so do not fret. He comes to train. Hop on! whoooooooooooooooooooooshssssss .sssssss. in the depths of the sea. It awaits. Great pillars of green frown upon the very remains of the floor. The gloom.. was dark. The shadows reigned triumphant, but frail torches of the guards led them astray. Into the bounty of the ship we go.
Do not tread softly. Do not. The fish of this realm demand strength, stampededing! They need earthquakes to shatter their eggs apart and for them to grow. STAMMPEDE.
And they left. Into darkness, the brickyard turmoil of the untermill took over. With little eysigt, the sharkweasel could not sustain a fiull sprint - or whatever it does. Do not avoid the phantomsof purple! Do not take the aura of the truth graham! Take the lantern of heat. It will burn our enemies, and give you baby cats, also known as kittens. Oh kittens are cute!
Into the abyss they traveled. The circles bends, sweeps, traverses, and even a dead end. Do not be frightened of the strength chaos and inner self disentification, this cave is not a tomb. It is a dance floor. And the lights shattered the cliff dwellings, and the illuminated dancefloor cam ineo tbeing.
The chanedelair was marvelous. Its very innards held the suns power and marvel. You could not evefathom of how he moved, until you saw the serving roller cskate girl from the 40s come up, take the globe, and begin skating into the ack alley. Oh no, the fun part is done!
Down into the skies we pummited.
"You just had to take the dangerous way home, didn't you philip
!"
"Do not take the kentucky fried chicken! Oh mm im so hungry. Maybe this post bneeds to be delayed for a bit.
Yes..
Cook etime
Friday, December 17, 2010
Every Other Way
Heart don't fail me now,
Cause there is no time to waste.
Don't shut me out, we shouldn't wait another day.
I've searched for you, on my hearts high speed chase.
Hear me out, may be the only chance to say,
Hold me now.
I've said it every other way.
Cause there is no time to waste.
Don't shut me out, we shouldn't wait another day.
I've searched for you, on my hearts high speed chase.
Hear me out, may be the only chance to say,
Hold me now.
I've said it every other way.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Self-Reflexivity
As I sat on the bus riding home this very early morning, I stared out the window opposite my seat. To the north shone the few remaining windows, the lit I-35W bridge, and a cloudy heaven. The bus made its way across the Washington Avenue bridge westbound, and the world slowly edged its way across the bus window.
In the window, traveling its way across this world, was my face.
Of course, I had to utilize what I've gained in German film class to analyze the situation. The mise-en-scene was just too blatant to be ignored.
My face. Traveling across the world.
But not really me.
Just a reflection.
But who am I, but a reflection of what people think me to be?
What people wish me to be?
In the window, traveling its way across this world, was my face.
Of course, I had to utilize what I've gained in German film class to analyze the situation. The mise-en-scene was just too blatant to be ignored.
My face. Traveling across the world.
But not really me.
Just a reflection.
But who am I, but a reflection of what people think me to be?
What people wish me to be?
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Run Lola Run
Ok, before I move on, I'm going to say it:
I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
It's like the first time I saw Stardust. Completely enthralled. I'd say it's actually more like the first time I read Tick Tock by Dean Koontz, or the first time I heard "Alejandro" on the radio. The entire movie was engaging - techno soundtrack, a "reset" button to life, yet always subjected to fate.
Which I did not enjoy too much.
Pre-destination and "butterfly effects" are unprovable, undeniable, unfounded beliefs that humans are subjects of fate - and any alteration of our "life paths" will subject us to a COMPLETELY different set of lives.
Path 1: Lady bumps into lady on street. Lady with baby becomes bad mother, loses child to social care, STEALS another baby in her rage.
Path 2: Lady avoids lady on street. Lady with baby wins the lottery.
Path 3: Lady does not see lady on street. Lady with baby becomes a religious convert.
Although these three life paths are portrayed with beautifully montaged photographic stills, I still can't ever trust that lives are planned out that way. Who would want to go through that kind of planning? What a boring job.
Example 1:
God sits at his desk. "Ok.. so today, Scott will wake up at exactly 7:56:34 AM. He will open his left eye first, then his right eye. If he should open his right eye first, he's GOING TO DIE TODAY. If he opens his left eye first, he will go pee merrily then get completely screwed on his O-Chem I test instead."
Dear Reader, it is time for bed.
I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
It's like the first time I saw Stardust. Completely enthralled. I'd say it's actually more like the first time I read Tick Tock by Dean Koontz, or the first time I heard "Alejandro" on the radio. The entire movie was engaging - techno soundtrack, a "reset" button to life, yet always subjected to fate.
Which I did not enjoy too much.
Pre-destination and "butterfly effects" are unprovable, undeniable, unfounded beliefs that humans are subjects of fate - and any alteration of our "life paths" will subject us to a COMPLETELY different set of lives.
Path 1: Lady bumps into lady on street. Lady with baby becomes bad mother, loses child to social care, STEALS another baby in her rage.
Path 2: Lady avoids lady on street. Lady with baby wins the lottery.
Path 3: Lady does not see lady on street. Lady with baby becomes a religious convert.
Although these three life paths are portrayed with beautifully montaged photographic stills, I still can't ever trust that lives are planned out that way. Who would want to go through that kind of planning? What a boring job.
Example 1:
God sits at his desk. "Ok.. so today, Scott will wake up at exactly 7:56:34 AM. He will open his left eye first, then his right eye. If he should open his right eye first, he's GOING TO DIE TODAY. If he opens his left eye first, he will go pee merrily then get completely screwed on his O-Chem I test instead."
Dear Reader, it is time for bed.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Daylight Savings Time
If only Benjamin Franklin knew how much time I needed to save to actually make it worthwhile.
Ah, but the discussion of homework and the daily routine would bore (literally) the very kidneys out of your torso, dear Reader, and fund my college years through black markets in Guatemala.
The apartment was cleaned up by me this weekend. Surprisingly only 4 stacked beer cans have accumulated since Friday. Congratulations 127.
We watched Pokemon for 7 hours straight today = 4 movies and 3 episodes. I havn't felt so settled in a long time. Our newly opened living room floor (thanks to no Rape Cushion until we acquire our house) allowed me to sprawl out for the afternoon, and lounge. Deformable body mechanics, oven-baked pizza, and inane, repetitive Pokemon movies.
It only could have been better with you on the floor, too.
There's this drink called "Super Chill." It's like the Cub brand of Dr. Pepper. Yes, dear Reader, DP is the highborn of pops, the principal Pop, the superb soda - but, but, but, dear Reader, Super Chill is cheaper (store brand), and it has this funky sugar in it. It's aight.
Thank ******'s deity that this posting utility has an undo button - I accidentally just deleted all of the previous writings and frEAKKED. I probably just would've not posted anything at all if I had to rewrite it.
Truth, dear Reader, truth. Don't do anything twice over unless it's a scientific experiment.
Or sex.
There are currently 5 darts stuck on our living room clock. We like to target practice on it. Ever since our latest target practice today, the clock doesn't run anymore. Oops. I suppose we therefore just saved all the time we would ever need.
No thanks to you Benjamin.
But thanks for your Almanack.
Ah, but the discussion of homework and the daily routine would bore (literally) the very kidneys out of your torso, dear Reader, and fund my college years through black markets in Guatemala.
The apartment was cleaned up by me this weekend. Surprisingly only 4 stacked beer cans have accumulated since Friday. Congratulations 127.
We watched Pokemon for 7 hours straight today = 4 movies and 3 episodes. I havn't felt so settled in a long time. Our newly opened living room floor (thanks to no Rape Cushion until we acquire our house) allowed me to sprawl out for the afternoon, and lounge. Deformable body mechanics, oven-baked pizza, and inane, repetitive Pokemon movies.
It only could have been better with you on the floor, too.
There's this drink called "Super Chill." It's like the Cub brand of Dr. Pepper. Yes, dear Reader, DP is the highborn of pops, the principal Pop, the superb soda - but, but, but, dear Reader, Super Chill is cheaper (store brand), and it has this funky sugar in it. It's aight.
Thank ******'s deity that this posting utility has an undo button - I accidentally just deleted all of the previous writings and frEAKKED. I probably just would've not posted anything at all if I had to rewrite it.
Truth, dear Reader, truth. Don't do anything twice over unless it's a scientific experiment.
Or sex.
There are currently 5 darts stuck on our living room clock. We like to target practice on it. Ever since our latest target practice today, the clock doesn't run anymore. Oops. I suppose we therefore just saved all the time we would ever need.
No thanks to you Benjamin.
But thanks for your Almanack.
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